Future Me?!

Daily Prompt: About Page of the Future
Write the About page for your blog in 10 years.
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Hey, its 2023 and I’m 28 year old. I’ve  physiotherapy specialization in neuro\cardio(haven’t decided yet which one of two will I specialize in yet).  I’m married to the love of my life. He’s handsome, kind and funny. We are traveling across the

Ughhh…what the hell…I don’t know if I feel comfortable writing about “The Future” . I mean who knows where I would be after 10 years? God knows if I would even be alive in 10 years! I cant even know if I would be alive the very next second so its kind of pointless to plan that far.
Lets take this life one moment at a time. I can’t know if my life would turn up as I plan or as I think. I’ll deal with it when the time comes. All I can do is hope for good. And I’ll tell you that I’m very optimistic about my future. So that’s what matters. Hope for good and the good will come.

Proceed with caution, Future Ahead!

Daily Prompt: Ebb and Flow
http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2013/09/28/daily-prompt-life/

Our blogs morph over time, as interests shift and life happens. Write a post for your blog — but three years in the future.

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Well in the next three years I see myself becoming more beautiful than Angelina Jolie, with a figure like Nicole Kidman and hopefully not as crazy as Miley Cyrus!

Okay, All the jokes aside I do see my life becoming tough but sweet and awesome as well.

Tough with studies as medical study is not easy let me tell you…My life is going to become a living hell.
I already don’t remember what I studied in my first semester, All the arteries,veins, muscles and shit. How am i going to remember it for the next 5 years??!! (And my first semester just passed two months ago and second is going to start next week! )

Out of 206 total bones in man, the upper limb contains as many as 64 bones. (yes you heard it right! Only in upper limb which includes shoulder region, arms,hands,torso and back )and we had to memorize almost all of them, along with its muscles, in first semester. (I can hardly count 15 that i remember now). So I’m worried about what is going to happen to my mind when i reach the finish line.
Also there are 20 muscles of hand, had to rack my brains to remember their names,its origin, its insertion and its action as well as arteries, veins and nerves that pass through them.We had to memorize all of that with EVERY single muscle of the upper limb. (I almost went nuts trying to remember that shit )

So i think to myself if it is tough now, Its going to be TOUGHER ahead. So STOP ranting and deal with it (After all I choose this field on my own decision, can’t blame my parents for it just like i blame them for everything else including my bad hair, not being tall enough and small eyes !)

Though the best thing is that after 3 years my “Professional Year” is going to start, by which I mean we’ll be working for selective hours in the hospital ! (YES! with ACTUAL patients and not just with those lifeless dummies anymore)
This is the awesome part, imagining myself running around in the Rehabilitation Department of the hospital, tending to different patients.
So that is what I’ve always wanted to do in my life (before which i wanted to be a pilot, then a scientist, then a fashion designer, then a psychologist{which i still want to be} and finally i settled on Physiotherapy).

And as far as my personal life is concerned I hope I don’t shave my head like Britney Spears out of the shear pressure of my studies.

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Don’t start doing drugs(and start running people over with my car resulting in multiple DUI’s) like Lindsey Lohan.
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And most importantly don’t spin out of control like Miley Cyrus and sit naked on a wrecking ball , licking a hammer !
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(Those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about watch her Wrecking Ball video and you’ll know what I mean.)
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I think that is enough imagination for next three years !

Slang? No,Thank you!

Daily Prompt: 2100
http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2013/09/26/daily-prompt-future-2/

The language of the future: what will it be like? Write an experimental post using some imagined vocabulary — abbreviations, slang, new terms.

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Ah, why would daily prompt give us this challenge? Seriously? Like the imaginary  language these days isn’t bad enough ?

Imagined vocabulary ? Like the vocabulary today, distorted by the so called SWAGGERS isn’t enough ?

I sincerely hope that through this challenge some new word doesn’t take life and get viral on the Internet, making our lives miserable.

‘SUP ? This is how some baggy-pants-hanging-down-their-asses guys and gals ask each other of their day. I mean seriously??? You can’t just say HEY or HI or How are you, how was your day,how are you doing or even just simple Whats up? would suffice.
But NO, they have to say it like : ‘SUP !

Then there is HBD . Really? I mean really?
Is it so hard to write three words ? Happy Birth Day ? Does this really take so much of your energy that you just have to retort to saying HBD ?

OH MY GOD, here comes YOLO !!!
I don’t even want to talk about the absurdity of this. This is a word which was invented for stupid people to give them a chance to DO stupid things!
They jump out of a running car, from the top of a roof, swing from the chandelier, run around the neighborhood naked or across the whole room and then fall on their bums breaking a bone or two chanting YOLO !

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I  can go on and on and on about the trending vocab these days and daily prompt wants us to give a glimpse of a future as well ?

Uhm…NO thank you !

I’ll not take part in committing crime against the humanity by destroying the little left dignity of this beautiful language.