East, North, West…I’m The Best!

Daily prompt: A lively group discussion, an intimate tête-à-tête, an inner monologue — in your view, when it comes to a good conversation, what’s the ideal number of people?

Uhem, I have a confession to make…I talk to myself. I think the most real conversations that I have are usually with my own self. I think it has to do with the fact that this is the list of people I trust.
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Im-sorry-but-were-you-born-stupidBut that is true, Since I can remember I talk to myself. I do give quiet good advises just so you know. If someone was to record the stuff I said, It’d be considered a philosophical genius ! My words would have been printed in the historic books and people would be quoting me.. Too bad I don’t have a camera crew following me around all the time.

Did I mention I’m just a tad bit narcissist?!
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I Nominate Myself
Being Awesome
Haters Gonna Hate 

Having said that Yes I talk to myself, but on a serious note I like an intimate conversation just the two people. But if I want to have a light conversation especially the one where I want to laugh my ass off, A group of friends is the best option.

Note: This post was written for only comical purposes, I don’t talk to myself…Or maybe I do 😉
I’ll leave it to you guys to decide 😀

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Loathe…Adore? Same thing…I Guess NOT !

Loathe…Adore, same thing right? No? I don’t know why I ever thought ‘Loathe’ means ‘Adore’. I didn’t even bother to check the meaning and just assumed that it means adore.

Time_wasteThere were so many times when I texted my friends ‘Loathe’ thinking that it meant adore “Hey I loathe you so much” even said it to their face at times. Now I know why I got this reaction from them. It’s a wonder how I never got bitch slapped.
877425Coming to the story of how I came to know that it didn’t really mean what I thought It meant, One time while surfing on the internet I came across this article about Madonna, where she was on a panel and some journalist presented her with a bouquet of special kind of flowers (I don’t remember the name of the flowers now) and she was caught on camera and audio saying ” I loathe these *flowers* ” to her fellow sitting right next to her.

I remember thinking to myself, “So? Why is this a big deal if she said that. It’s a good thing. Why is this given negative publicity?” Then it hit me. I opened the Google search engine and typed ‘Loathe meaning’ and there it was: feel intense dislike or disgust for. My hand and feet went cold, my mind revised all the times I used this word in front of people to show them how much I apparently ‘Loved‘ them….apparently not much!

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And then I went through 2 phases:

Denial:
michael-the-office-noAcceptance:

bang-wallOr plaster my face in some mud:
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giphyAnd then bury my head in a pillow and….DIE !
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Written in response to today’s daily prompt, inspired by true events but exaggerated a bit….or a little too much! 😉

I’m On Riot !

I’m sorry but I had to share this post again!

Okay call me a party pooper but I think daily prompt is running out of ideas !
Who else is with me?

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Hello? Is anyone there?

I see y’all nodding your heads in agreement anyway ! I have telepathic mind powers just like Sheldon!
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So as the title says I am on riot from daily prompt ! I remember writing about my best friend in two other daily prompts as well, If she reads it, She is never going to let it go and make me profess my eternal love for her every single time we meet *rolls eyes*

I know by now you all must be thinking….

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So I’m going to start writing my prompt now, just…let me think…hmmm…

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Uhemm….I can’t think of anything…MAINLY because I’m still on riot!

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I Call This Bullshit!

Brevity Pulls: “I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” — Blaise Pascal. Where do you fall on the brevity/verbosity spectrum?

Um, Thank you so much Daily prompt for making me feel dumb ! As soon as today’s daily prompt appeared on my screen…my eyes narrowed down, then they widened…Then my brain said:

WTF !

I got a little closer to screen, then backed again, Raised my eyebrow, trying to wrap my head around the words. This is exactly how I felt, like an old granny minus the spectacles!

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My inner subconscious Goddess mouthed “DUMBASS” at me.

I’ve to admit I feel a little offended, partly by daily prompt Gods and partly  by my own Subconscious Goddess calling me Dumbass.

After contemplating on the daily prompt, I slowly opened Google and typed “brevity/verbosity”.

5 minutes passed by, I went through the definitions and what it meant.

*head starts spinning*

I started to fade out.

That’s when my inner subconscious Goddess came alive and shook me

Ow !

Ow ! I shook my head and tried to focus…Hmmm…another 10 minutes pass by with me scrolling through the stuff and thinking about how I should respond to *yet another* shittier daily prompt. And suddenly my brain said:

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And then I just sprawled on my bed like….
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Once again my Inner subconscious Goddess glared upon me, arms crossed over her chest and I told her I’m sorry
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Reading absolutely meaningless shit above Now you guys can easily decide for yourself where I stand on “Verbose/Brevity” thing. You know the answer ! *wink*

I Nominate Myself

Delayed Contact: How would you get along with your sibling(s), parent(s), or any other person you’ve known for a long time — if you only met them for the first time today?

Ladies and gentleman,
Being bit of a narcissist I would like to nominate myself for this challenge.

Why?

Well because I can !

Do you have any problem with that?!

Do you have any problem with that?!

Also It took me whole 15 minutes to think about what to write for this daily prompt. YES, I’ll continue my rant about how shittier daily prompt is becoming till….well till it stops becoming shittier..until my last breath.
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Now coming to encounter with myself, when I’ll look at myself for the first time ever:

It's ME !!!!

It’s ME !!!!

Then I’ll be like “Gosh who’s that sexy beast?!”

I am !

I am !

Then I’ll totally fan girl scream over myself:  “Look who’s that !!! Look who’s that !!!”

AHHHOHMYGOD !!!

AHHHOHMYGOD !!!

Then uncomfortably I’ll probably hit on myself:

Oh I know I am *Blushes*

Oh I know I am *Blushes*

I’m pretty sure we are gonna hit it off well…contemplate together how fucked up we both are and then…
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So this is how it will end…we gonna become BFF’s (Best friends forever) . *hugs it out*

*Wipes a tear away*

I just realized:
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I think that’s enough weird for today.. I’m out!

Game Of Thrones

Daily Prompt: Given the choice, would you rather be heir to the throne, or the (probably) off-the-hook sibling?
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I have no idea why or how is that even a question. Of course I wanna be heir to the throne! Duh! I mean who would wanna be off the hook sibling? And probably soon to be a middle child…And we all know how middle children are treated.

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And nobody likes the look on the face when you realize you are now the middle child:

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Not to forget the overshadowing
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I think I gave enough reasons of why not to be an off-the hook sibling…And their are endless reasons why to be heir to the throne, I mean really? Do I have to explain why? Okay here we go…

It’s my throneee !!!
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First of all the feeling when my ass touches the throne…Maamaa miaaa..

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*Daayyyyyuummm*

*Tryinnaa be cool*

Pufftt it’s just a throne…no big deal! Pft

I quiet like the fur...

I quiet like the fur…

Now of course the number of ways you can say ‘Off with his head’ when you are a queen….

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With rage…

or more calmly...

or more calmly…

Getting up from the throne and Making it more dramatic...

Getting up from the throne and Making it more dramatic…

So to all the bit*hes who were mean to me you can’t come live lavish with me now, but I’m coming for ya!
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Is This For Real ?

Greetings, Stranger
http://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/greetings-stranger/
You’re sitting at a café when a stranger approaches you. This person asks what your name is, and, for some reason, you reply. The stranger nods, “I’ve been looking for you.” What happens next?

And this is what happens next:

Life Confusions

Daily Prompt: You just inherited $1,000,000 from an aunt you didn’t even know existed. What’s the first thing you buy (or otherwise use the money for)?

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Wait, what??? What did you just say??? I inherited what? Money? And that $1,000,000???

Hearing that first of all I’ll go through 7 phases, which I think are worth mentioning.

Phase #1: Full On Panic

I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe!!

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Phase #2: Sudden Realization

OMG, This is really happening !!!

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Phase #3: Surprise!

Holy shit, I’m $1,000,000 richer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Phase #4: Indescribable Happiness

Happy Dance all around the room.

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Phase #5: Too Much Excitement 

Oh well…..

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Phase #6: Guilt

Oh I had an Aunt and she is dead?!

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Phase #7: Get The Money

Hand me the money….RIGHT NOW !

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……

Now on the serious  note, what I’ll do with the money, I’ll do three things first:

1) Start planning the world tour.

2) Give…

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Is This For Real ?

Daily Prompt: You just inherited $1,000,000 from an aunt you didn’t even know existed. What’s the first thing you buy (or otherwise use the money for)?

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Wait, what??? What did you just say??? I inherited what? Money? And that $1,000,000???

Hearing that first of all I’ll go through 7 phases, which I think are worth mentioning.

Phase #1: Full On Panic

I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe!!

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Phase #2: Sudden Realization

OMG, This is really happening !!!

troy

Phase #3: Surprise!

Holy shit, I’m $1,000,000 richer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Phase #4: Indescribable Happiness

Happy Dance all around the room.

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Phase #5: Too Much Excitement 

Oh well…..

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Phase #6: Guilt

Oh I had an Aunt and she is dead?!

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Phase #7: Get The Money

Hand me the money….RIGHT NOW !

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……

Now on the serious  note, what I’ll do with the money, I’ll do three things first:

1) Start planning the world tour.

2) Give money to charities all around

3) Build a free hospital for the poor.