Okay, so right now I’m sitting on this WORST BUS EVEERRR!!!
This is my first day back to university for second semester….(the only thing which is keeping me sane in this hell is the excitement of starting a new day )
Let me give you some information about this abomination in the form of this bus. ( I know you didn’t ask for the info but why should I suffer alone??? YES! I’M THAT MUCH EVIL!!!)
So the state of the bus is worse than Justin Beiber’s mustache. It is a piece of shit which should not be allowed to roam the face of the Earth (literally)!
It is so old that I’m sure Abraham Lincoln must have traveled in it.
The noise it produces is like Nicki Minaj’s and One Direction duet. I’m sure if I keep listening to it for the next few days,I’m going to end up deaf!
It is so slow that even Stephen Hawking’s wheel chair is sure to run faster than this piece of scrap!
And lets not forget the cheap boys sitting behind me till the end of the bus….freaking ass heads…They think they look cool but the truth is they are like a cross between a sloth and a mule! (Wanna throw them out of a freaking window, in front of some on coming car)
The seat on this thing is killing my back, I’m going to need a chiropractor to fix it. (Or an exorcism for that matter as my back is turned like that super creepy girl from “The Ring”)
Seriously, I don’t trust my life with this junk. I’m just praying I get to my first day of university with every piece intact.
Prayers are needed!
(please forgive my spelling and other errors as It is really hard to write on a touch screen while sitting in an ancient bus)